I have finally reached my “Magical Status”

Published by admin on October 1st, 2014 - in All that other Stuff

So finally after 11 years, 1 month, 29 days and a few hours, I have FINALLY reached my “Magical Mom” status. Truth be told, I started achieving this status right around August 11, 2003 when my first daughter was born. I showed some signs over the years….

2008
Me: Oooo your sister is going poop in her diaper.
M: How do you know?
Me: I can tell on her face.
M: hmmmmm. WOW mom you were right. How did you know?
Me: I know everything. Never forget that.

2010
Me: M stop doing that!
M: How did you see that?!
Me: I see everything. I have eyes in the back of my head.
M: So does Mrs. S. She told us so.
(DAMNIT! I was so close, but I can’t be so magical when Mrs. S  has the same qualities.)

2013
Me (after school): Hey M, heard Father asked you about the 10 commandments during Mass today.
M: hmph
Me: And you got it wrong?
M: We were talking about the 8th commandment and he walked over to me and asked how many there were. I thought he wanted to know which one were learning about so I said the 8th. Hmph
Me: guess we need to do some studying.
M: How did you know? You weren’t there. Who told you?
Me: I KNOW EVERYTHING.

And finally, the way I earned my status….

September 29, 2014
After school…
Me: K, GREAT Job on your Accelerated Reader test today. 100% That’s AWESOME!
K: Thanks Mom. Hey how did you know? I didn’t tell you.
Me: M, You too! Nice AR test. You got 19 points!
M: Thanks MOM.
K: Wow, you knew we both took AR tests today.
Me: Yes, I know everything.
(A few minutes later)
Me: Hey K. How was lunch today? Conor’s mom did lunch duty right?
K: REALLY?! How do you know this????
Me (serious, slow whisper): K, I said I know everything….
K: WOW, you really are magical, mom!

YES. i finally did it. Now excuse me. They want to know what I want my trophy to say.

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